Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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