Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I have post one night stand depression
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