Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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