Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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