no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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