Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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