going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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