and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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