# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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