I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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