found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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