this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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