I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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