I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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