You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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