This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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