Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My ass is underappreciated
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize