if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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