What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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