that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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