Do vagina's smell?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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