I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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