what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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