that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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