Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the condom got lost in my hair
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We're too hungover to prance.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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