He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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