I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
one two three fourrrrnication!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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