I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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