I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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