that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It's just like the Real World with babies
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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