don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize