so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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