i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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