haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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