we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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