We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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