A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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