YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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