Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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