I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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