All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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