Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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