I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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