he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
