I feel like abortions should bother me more
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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