So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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