Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
