idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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