Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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