Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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