I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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