is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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