his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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