don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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