i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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