I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you would pick up someone in the library
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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